Golden News
Volume 17, Number 12 - Monday 15 September 2003
The official bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile is published
most Mondays and is distributed to all club members, District officials and
other "friends of KGM".


Winner "Best English Language Bulletin" in District 3450, 2001/2002

This Week's Meeting:
 

Our guest speaker this week is Mr. David Dumigan, and the topic of his presentation is "Two International Finance Centre".

 

Milestones:


There are no KGM members celebrating a birthday this week.
 
There are no KGM members celebrating an induction anniversary this week.
 
Ho-hum.
 
 

Fellowship News:


Our old mate and KGM Fellowship Director PP "Butch" Cassidy Lam apparently likes to keep us all in suspense (or is that suspenders?), because he really doesn't give us much notice about upcoming fellowships events. Bad Butch.
 
Anyway this month's fellowship will be held from 7:00 p.m. on Saturday 20 September (that's this week, folks!), at the Sijie Sichuan Dishes Restaurant (huh ?), 2/F Kowa Building, 289 Lockhart Road, Wanchai (Tel: 2802 2250).
 
The cost is a very reasonable $200 per head and this includes a delicious selection of hot 'n' spicy food, with an unlimited supply of beer and soft drinks to help cool down your burning palate.
 
Members interested in attending should contact PP Cassidy by telephone on 9031 2883 ASAP.
 

Membership News:

 
KGM's lovely and talented Membership Director Sonya "Good on ya" Wu has launched a "Member-Get-Member" campaign to encourage members to introduce new blood into KGM.
 
Check out the promotional poster then download a referral form then go find some new members, OK?
 
By the way, did you know that our old mate PDG Dipo "Shaq" Sani is District 3450 Membership Development Chairman this year?
 
Well he is, dude, and the first thing he did was to initiate a Past Presidents Membership Challengedetails of which are available on the District website.

And if you want to see PDG Dipo and Sonya in action together (yeee-haaaaaa!), attend the Membership Development seminar this Saturday. See below for more information.
 
 
 

District 3450 News:
 
 
The District Governor's August newsletter is now available for download from the District website.
 
  • District Membership Development & Retention Seminar Saturday, 20 September 2003 - details
  • District Governor Jones WongWednesday, 24 September 2003 - Official visit to KGM.
  • District Swimming GalaSunday, 28 September 2003 - details
  • District Karaoke Competition Saturday, 18 October 2003 - details
  • District ConferenceSaturday & Sunday, 15-16 November 2003 - details
 

Rotary International News:
 
 
1. Carl-Wilhelm Stenhammar of the Rotary Club of Göteborg, Sweden has been selected by the RI Nominating Committee to be the President of Rotary International for the 2005-2006 Rotary year - details
 
 
2. The 95th Rotary International Convention will be held in Osaka from 23-26 May, 2004 - details..

 

Rotary Information: 
 

Was Paul Harris the first president of a Rotary club? No.

Was Paul Harris the first president of Rotary International? Yes.

There is an easy explanation to this apparent contradiction. Although Paul Harris was the founder and organizer of the first Rotary club in Chicago in 1905, the man selected to be the first president was one of the other founding members, Sylvester Schiele.

By the year 1910 there were 16 Rotary clubs, which linked up as an organization called the National Association of Rotary Clubs. A couple of years later the name was changed to International Association of Rotary Clubs as Rotary was organized in Winnipeg, Canada, and then in England, Ireland and Scotland. In 1922 the name was shortened to Rotary International.

When the first organization of Rotary clubs was created in 1910, Paul Harris was selected as the first president. He served in this position for two years, from 1910 until 1912. Thus, the founder of the Rotary idea, who declined to be president of the first club, became the first president of the worldwide organization, Rotary International. 

 

Ask The Geek:
 

The Geek is on leave this week.

 

Who Am I?
 

What is the more common name of perfume and cosmetics mogul Josephine Esther Mentzer?

Clue: Speak up.
 
The answer appears at the bottom of this issue.
 
 

Golden Smile: 
 

On their way to a church to get married, a couple had a fatal car accident. They soon found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter. While they were waiting, they wondered whether they could get married in Heaven.
 
When St. Peter finally arrived, they asked him.
 
St. Peter replied, "I don't know because this is the first time anyone has asked that question. Let me go find out."
 
The couple sat and waited for an answer. However a couple of months passed and they began to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, given the eternal aspect of it all.
 
"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together forever?"
 
Finally, after 6 months, St. Peter returned and, looking somewhat bedraggled, he said "Yes, you can get married in Heaven".
 
"That's great," said the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
 
St. Peter, red-faced, slammed his clipboard onto the ground.
 
"What's wrong?", asked the frightened couple.
 
"COME ON!" St. Peter shouted, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it will take me to find a lawyer?"

 

Quotable Quotes:

 
"No matter what side of the argument you're on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other".

Jascha Heifetz
 
 
 
The Phantom
Who Am I answer: Estee Lauder.

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