Rotary Club of Kowloon
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My father was recently convicted and jailed for armed robbery, my mother is a recovering alcoholic and my sister used to star in pornographic movies, but she is currently in a drug rehabilitation centre. My brother is an enforcer for a local street gang and my uncle claims he was abducted by aliens.
I told my sweetheart that I am an "Environmental Engineer" but I actually work as a garbage collector for the local council. I have been arrested twice for shop-lifting and the only way I can afford to take my sweetheart out on weekends is by being a part-time pickpocket.
What should I do ?
This is shocking. Whatever you do, you must not tell your sweetheart you're Australian !
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