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Golden News
Volume 16, Number 05 - Monday 29 July 2002
The official bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile is published
every Monday and is distributed to all club members, District officials and other "friends of KGM". Winner "Best English Language Bulletin" in District 3450, 2001/2002
This Week's Meeting:
Our speaker this week is Mr. Graham Smith, and the topic of the presentation is "The AIDS Concern Group'.
Milestones:
1) There are no KGM members
celebrating (or commiserating) birthdays this week, but the rest of the month is going to be busy!
2) We bid a sad farewell to KGM Charter Member Dayal Aswani who has resigned
from the club due to business pressures. Despite the loss of another "old timer", I'm sure we all understand Dayal's reasons and we wish him every success and happiness for the future.
3) On a similar note, recently inducted member Adrian Borgeest has also
resigned, because he has found it very difficult to attend meetings.
Member Updates: After yet another round of juggling of dates (and possibly prunes and other dried fruit), our Fearless Leader Nanu "The Big Kahuna" Lachman has changed our regular Board meetings to the 3rd Monday of each month, commencing Monday 19 August. Previously, BOD meetings were held on the 2nd Thurs .... no, wait, it was the 4th Frid .... no, hang on a minute, I think it was during Full Moons when the prevailing wind was blowing from the south-east. Or maybe it was from the north-west. Whatever. Anyway, it's now the 3rd Monday of each month, at least until next month. Watch this space.
Fellowship News:
Our old mate David "Party Dude" Harilela informs us that the "Shanghai Shanghai Night" went very well last Friday evening, and it was attended by 30 members, spouses and guests.
We have no news about the next fellowship event yet, because Fellowship Director Miranda "King" Kong has not
returned from her long holiday. Personally I think Miranda should buy a hamburger and a Coke for each of us for deserting KGM for so long.
I hear the Mandarin Grill makes nice hamburgers! Semi-Annual Dues - Last Call: Our multi-talented Club Secretary David "Show Me The Money" Harilela reminds members that the next tranche of semi-annual dues for the period 1 July to 31 December 2002 is now payable.
Cheques in the amount of $1,500 payable to Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile should be handed to David or sent to his attention, care of P.O. Box 98129,
Tsimshatsui.
And remember to write your name on the rear of your cheque if you're paying by company cheque.
District 3450 News:
A District Membership Development seminar will be held on Saturday 17 August at the Hong Kong Academy of Medicine, 99 Wong Chuk Hang Road, Aberdeen, Hong Kong..
Rotary International News:
1) The gentleman pictured left is RI President Bhichai Rattakul, the first Thai National to achieve such a prestigious post. President Bhichai obtained part of his education in Hong Kong and he will be the guest of honour at an Inter-City meeting in Hong Kong in December 2002. More information about his visit will be given in due course. 2) The RI Presidential Conference of Peace & Development will be held from Friday to Sunday, 9-11 August 2002 at the Renaissance Kuala Lumpur Hotel, Malaysia. 3) The next RI Convention will be held in Brisbane, Australia from 1-4 June 2003. Visit the official website for more information.
Web Side Story - Repeat:
OK folks, it seems that some of you STILL have difficulty understanding the term "ALL MEMBERS" in respect of the KGM Email Distribution Lists. I know this is complicated, but try and concentrate, OK?
When you send an email message to "All Members" it goes to "All Members". In other words, "All
Members". Hence there is no need to send extra copies to our "Directors" list or to individual members, because they are included on the "All
Members" list.
This complicated theory also applies to the "KGM Directors" email list.
So, if you send an email to the "KGM Directors" email list, there is no need to send a separate copy to somebody who
is a Club Director, because they are already a recipient. Get it?
Dear Geek:
Can you please explain why friends and business associates who send me emails sometimes receive a "mailbox full" message and I don't receive their message? Yours, Frank N. Stein.
Dear Frank,
Most Internet Service Providers (e.g. Netvigator, Pacific Net etc.), usually give you a 6 megabyte
(6Mb) storage capacity for each email account you use. This is generally large enough for personal use, however these days is it insufficient for business
users, because many emails include spreadsheets and other larger files as attachments.
The Geek often receives pricelists, catalogues and/or images from his suppliers by email, and often these can be 8Mb or larger, hence a 6Mb mailbox would automatically reject
such large files.
If you use your email address for business purposes, you should ask your ISP to upgrade your account to at least 20Mb, so that larger files can be accepted without filling your mailbox. The fees to upgrade your mailbox are very cheap these days, due to the competitiveness of email services. Yours, Da Geek.
Who Am I?
What is the more common name of American Country & Western singer Baldemar Huerta?
The answer appears at the bottom of this issue.
Cunning Linguist:
Are you curious about the origins of the word "Denim" ?
Denim comes from the French phrase "serge de Nīmes", a fabric produced in a town in southern France. Gradually the latter
part of the phrase became corrupted into the modern denim. The earliest known usage of the word dates back to 1695.
Golden Smile:
A man enters a pharmacy and is soon approached by an attractive young lady. As he wishes to discuss an embarrassing "men's" problem, he asks to see a male pharmacist.
The young lady says: "I'm sorry Sir, but we don't have a male pharmacist, because my sister and I own and run this business alone. Can I help you?".
The man replies: "Well it's a very sensitive subject, so I think I better go to another pharmacy".
The young lady insists: "Sir, I assure you that we have many male customers who are comfortable dealing with us, and I hope you will give us a chance to prove that we are discreet and understanding."
The man, feeling a bit more comfortable, decided to trust the young lady, so he explains: "Well, you see, I have what I can best describe as an 'contra-Viagra'
problem.".
The young lady, unsure what the man means, asks: "Sir, could you please be more specific?".
The man says: "Well, I'm embarrassed to say this but I have a permanent erection. What's the best you can give me for it?"
The young lady excuses herself to consult with her sister, then she returns and replies: "The best we can give you is a one-third share in the business and $5,000 a
month" !
Quotable Quotes:
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
-- Abraham Lincoln --
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