Golden News
Volume 14 Number 41                           25th April 2001

The Weekly Bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile
www.rckgm.org

April is Magazine Month

Birthday Boys and Girls
Romu Bellani - 21st April
David Harilela - 25th April
 

 Meeting on 18th April, 2001
Hope you all spotted last weeks  error - the purported date of the meeting being reported!! "28th March" would you believe? That's what comes of using a previous editions as a template but not erasing all irrelevant bits first.
This report concerns last weeks meeting - promise!
Attendance: 29 KGM Rtns., 5 visiting Rtns., introduced by PP Raju:-
Rtn Vivek Sardana - Exhibition Services - Delhi Downtown Rotary Club
PP Ted Frazier - Communications -  Maryville, Tennessee Rotary Club
Pres Giovanna Mckay - Corporate Consulting - Rotary Club Waling Waling
PP Joop Litmaath - International Trade - Hong Kong Rotary Club
PP Michael N Harilela - Hospitality Industry - Rot'y Club, Kowloon North
6 Guests of Rotarians introduced by Rtn Jane:-
Ann M Hinch, April D Morgan, Tammy A O'Dell, Sheila D Campbell - GSE - Guests of RCKGM
       Nina Phan - Hamburg, Germany and Salman Tanzeen, Heidelburg, Germany, Guests of Rtn Jane.
 
Business
         
I arrived at 1.10 p.m. just as Rtn Sgt Clarissa was setting the scene for her fines based on "art" as displayed in clothing, accessories or other accoutrement. A novel and effective fund raising concept...but we are still in the dark about PP Vince's red under-garments.
Rtn David then spoke of his close friend who had anonymously donated HK$20,000 to the KGM Community Service Fund. There followed heavy, grateful, applause from Rotarians present followed by a suggestion by PP Robin to make the gentleman a Paul Harris Fellow.
PP Ted Frazier "the fearless leader of the GSE team" then introduced himself and the other four members (see above) who each spoke about themselves with strong and proud Tennessee accent. The team very kindly provided a colourful and informative leaflet giving details of each participant and some interesting information about Tennessee
(2ns, 2s's, 4e's 'n a Tee!):-
The State flag was designed by LeRoy Reeves, 3 stars for the 3 divisions bound by the endless circle of the blue field - an indessoluble trinity.
The State Nickname is "The Volunteer State" originating in 1812 when thousands from the State enlisted following Governor Blount's call.
The State Wild Flower is the Passion Flower while the Iris is its Cultivated Flower.
State Song (by Boudleaux and Felice Bryant)
Rocky Top. You'll always be
Home sweet home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Top, Rocky Top,
Tennessee, Rocky Top, Tennessee.
 
I have a copy of the leaflet on the group should any member care to view it.
The Speaker
Rtn Elissa then introduced our speaker, Dr Susan Fan, Executive Director of "The Family Planning Association of Hong Kong", who talked on the subject of sex education and many aspects of the sexual relationship between couples during the lifetime of their marriage. Dr Fan, clearly a very qualified and experienced professional in the field of family planning counselling, first entertained us with a barrage of overhead slide cartoons illustrating many of the aspects of the subject in a most humorous way. Following this Dr Fan spoke with deadly seriousness about the work of the FPA in counselling couples of all ages, one area of which I remember was the need for couples to talk to each other about all issues, in particular, sex, where there might be some misunderstanding or other barrier to its successful execution ... which reminds me of the street pollster who asked a man whether he ever talked to his wife, to which he responded, "Well, to tell the truth the answer is no ... because since our marriage I've never been able to get a word in at all."
I have asked Dr Fan if we might have copies of some of the humorous slides and if successful will include some in future issues of Golden News. As can be expected there was a healthy and lively question session following Dr Fan's interesting talk.

On Vocation With Rotarian Elissa 
 Classification - Manufacturing Jewellery
Well, fellow Rotarians, there is not much I can  tell you about my transparent life that your do not already know! However, I will attempt to bore you again.
I was born a long time ago right here in Hong Kong and was educated here also. My father was a good and handsome man from Pakistan and my mother was a lovely Cantonese lady who was also born and educated in Hong Kong. I am married  to John, who is a nice Australian whom you have all met over the years. He is originally from Melbourne and together we have 2 wonderful sons. Our first born son Jason is 23 and our baby son Ross is 20.
At present I am running my own jewellery business and I have been doing so
for more than 11 years. My company is Elissa Cohen Jewellery Company Ltd.
located right in the heart of Tsim Sha Tsui. We export and retail a wide variety of cultured pearls, Italian gold jewellery and locally produced jewellery with diamonds, precious and semi-precious stones. We also provide custom-making, repairs and remodelling services.
In my spare time I like jogging, boxing, step aerobics, hiking and dancing. I also like to read and listen to music, especially the golden oldies!!

Today's Meeting
Our speaker for today's lunch meeting is Dr Desmond Fung, a psychiatrist, who will be talking about stress and depression, a subject that was suggested to me by a few Rotarians. (See also Golden News Vol 14 No 31!!)
 
Dr Fung will be talking about the various causes and aspects of stress and depression, and management both from the medical point of view as well as how one handles these common problems on our own.
PS (From The Phantom)
Just a quick reminder to let you know that this meeting is on "Secretaries Day", so why not bring your hard-working Secretary to lunch?
Knowing all of you guys, I am confident she will benefit tremendously from Dr. Desmond Fung's presentation on "Stress & Depression" !!!
If your Secretary is *not* hard-working *but* she is still kinda cute, well, bring her anyway :-)
If your Secretary screens your emails before you do, I bet you're gonna be in big trouble if you don't bring her now that I've reminded you !!
Bwa-ha-ha ..........

Joke of the Week
 The Woman's Wish List

 
What I Want in a Man, Original List (at age 22):
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (at age 32):
1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (at age 42):
1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List ( at age 52):
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm talking
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers my name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends.
 
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (at age 62):
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend.

What I Want in a Man, Revised List ( at age 72):
1. Breathing

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