Next Major Event: Annual Ball
7:30 p.m. Saturday 26 May 2001
Grand Hyatt Ballroom, Hong Kong.
Message From PP Ram
The Rotary Information Seminar of our Club held on April 6, 2001 was a great success judging from the number of old and new attending and the interest shown by many of the participants. There were 17 participants (including the brother of Rtn Miranda as a guest) , by far the best attendance in the history of the Club, I suppose. IPDG Dipo Sani, PPs Vince, Louis, Joseph, and CK and President Cassidy were there to assist IPP Ram to conduct the seminar as well as to answer the questions. PP Vince opened the seminar with an introduction of our club structure and went on to elaborate the four avenues of service. How the board makes sure of keeping apart the funds in the general and the Community service accounts and all the charities that we have participated so far this year were explained by him. PP Louis talked about the essential quality that a Rotarian needs, not the "frills'" but the quality ,"to work with true feelings". PP Joseph detailed the functions and programmes of Rotary Foundation. He covered Polio Plus Ambassadorial Scholarships etc; PP C.K. while explaining the importance of building world understanding through Group Study Exchanges, told how our club has been successful in the past in getting candidates as members of the outgoing GSE team. IPDG Dipo, advised the attendees of the linkage between RI, RI District 3450 and the clubs and the necessity to work for the common theme of SERVICE. He touched upon the need for membership development and fund raising activities to be the core functions to achieve the objectives of Rotary. Points raised were clarified lucidly by each PP. IPP Ram advised those present about the availability of all the information about our club, district 3450 and Rotary International through our website. On the whole there was good participation and enthusiasm on the part of all those attended. Many thanks to the PPs and all the other participants. (Pico, Miranda, Richard, Hans, Neerja, Romu, Mazhar, David, James, and Amy. If any one of you need the materials presented in the seminar , please contact IPP Ram.
Vocational Spot – PP Louis – Too Senior,
but not Active enough
I was born on
16th May 1935 in Dulwich, South London, somewhere close, I was told,
to the famous Crystal Palace. Unfortunately I’ve never been able to tell whether
this was close enough to hear Bow Bells, in which case my nationality could be
more closely defined as “Cockney”. My early days were spent in Herne Hill
although at the age of four I began to move around the country, dodging the 2nd
World War bombs, as my mother used to say. This was because dad was in the Royal
Engineers and constantly on the move, which meant that my mum and I moved from
one lodging to another for a few years to be near him. I can remember somewhere
in the Midlands very vaguely but my most prominent memories are of living in the
Gate-keepers lodge in Lockerbie, which was not such a well known place then and
in a bagpipe wielding Scotsman’s hoose in Kelso on the banks of the river Tweed.
Apparently at the age of five I had a Scottish accent, much to the distress of
many of my colleagues in Lowe Bingham and Matthews more than three decades
later! I returned to London
to attend Sussex Road Primary and later Strand Grammar School where I amazed
myself by coming second equal out of ninety students for the “O” levels in 1951
and winning a medal in boxing. I was never really the athletic type and
absolutely hopeless at cricket or football. Funnily enough I was not too bad at
long distance running (i.e. early signs of Mad Trail Walker Syndrome) and
cycling, an early passion, which saw me once cycle 224 miles from Dartmouth in
Devon to London in 17 hours. After those “O”
levels, my highest academic achievement, my mother and I, once again on dad’s
trail, boarded the S.S. Carthage and arrived in Hong Kong on August
18th. I first tried to become an apprentice with a firm of consulting
engineers but that fell through. Then a Hong Kong born architect offered if I
insisted to let me work in his office and learn architecture; but he stressed
that the proper way was for me to go to University and qualify first. Then I
tried to become an aircraft engineer, but all the lessons were in Cantonese. My
biggest mistake it seems was to ignore some very sage farsighted advice, which
probably would have made me a millionaire, to go into air-conditioning! In those
days only the Hong Kong and Shanghai Bank had it. Indeed, it wasn’t until 1973
that the Thomas family first had air-conditioning in our home. Like everyone
else we used fans! I eventually
finished up in the Hong Kong Government as a temporary clerk at $200 per month
where I learned filing, touch-typing, safe hand courier work, security and
enciphering and deciphering of telegrams, the latter work being in the cellars
of Government House. Incidentally, I can’t really understand why our Chief
Executive doesn’t want to live there. It has a super garden! I had a number of
other positions in Government over the years; District Assistant Tsuen Wan,
Assistant Secretary Co-operative Development and Fisheries Department,
Establishment Assistant Secretary and latter Land Assistant in the Colonial
Secretariat (as it was called in those days before it became non-u to use the
term!), Secretary Civil Aviation Department and Training Officer in Government’s
Training Unit, where I was at the time of leaving the Government. At this time I
had reached the dizzy heights of Senior Executive Officer Class II. I left the
Government out of frustration, which would be the subject of another article,
and joined the firm of Lowe Bingham and Mathews as Administration Manager where
I stayed for roughly 13 years. In that time I also worked as an Executive
Recruitment Consultant and, later, a Training Advisor. My next employment was as
a headhunter. This lasted for about four years and brought to an end my life as
an employee as I then went into business with my present business partner, Emy
Mendoza whom most, if not all of you, have already met as the accomplice of my
wife Therese in the arrangement of those superb barbecues that follow our Club’s
fund raising Walkathons! From the early years
I was a member of the Royal Auxiliary Air Force and later the Royal Hong Kong
Regiment (The Volunteers) (until its disbandment in 1996). In addition I have
been a member of the Victoria Toastmasters Club since 1958 and was the founder
Chairman of the Hong Kong Round Table No 5 until the age of forty when they
threw me out. This was because Round Table was an offshoot of Rotary, would you
believe, started by a Rotarian called Louis Marchessi in 1936, when I was one
year old, to cater for the younger professional who perhaps was not able to
afford the expense of belonging to Rotary, but who was nevertheless able to
serve his community by doing rather than by paying. The idea being that at the
age of forty you should then be a bit more affluent and able to join Rotary and
assume the financial consequences thereof. Alas, Rotary International appears
not to acknowledge this aspect of it’s history, at least that has been my
observation to date, to the extent that Rotary now recruits aggressively in the
age range of those who previously could have been Round Table members, both at
the Rotaract and Rotary level. A consequence of this, in my opinion only, has
been the unquestionable demise of the Round Table movement in Hong Kong, and
possibly elsewhere in the world. Towards the end of my twenty years in the
Government I qualified as a Dale Carnegie Human Relations and Management Courses
instructor and almost became a full-time sponsor. Unfortunately the economic
situation at that time in Hong Kong did not make it a sustainable
proposition. I’ve talked too much
about myself but not enough about my family. However I think by now you will
have met Therese enough times to realize that I got the better bargain! You have
also seen a lot of Eric (34 … and still single!!!) who returned from Perth
Australia last year and looks like staying. Eric markets water filters, as I’m
sure many KGM Rotarians have discovered to their cost! I’m not so sure that many
of you have seen as much of Sandy (37), our eldest son, an electronic research
engineer with Nokia and his recent lovely bride Jill (18 Sh!). They were married
in Hong Kong in October and the record of delayed Golden News Issues during that
period bears testimony the ‘busyness of that period. I admit to
being an awful cook except for Bar-B-Queuing, poaching, boiling and all sorts of
other things you can do with eggs, not to forget the preparation of cup-noodles
in which I have won a recent culinary award. In the early days I was bad at
washing up and carving roasts, although, thanks to the constant encouragement
and training provided by Therese over the years, some skill is emerging in these
fields. Squash was a passion
until a few years ago but prudence told me that it was time to stop so now it’s
all systems go on hiking as I’m sure most of you are aware. To quote from a
piece about me in the Lowe Bingham magazine in 1976, “…. he is well known in the
office for his open invitations to anyone foolish enough to join him on any
Sunday afternoon when he and his sons take to the hills”. I suppose we could
use the same source for a final touch! “Trying to think of something really
outstanding and unique that has happened to him, Louis came up with the fact
that he fell up to his armpits into a cesspit at Shek Kip Mei while assisting to
put out a squatter fire in 1954. We hope it was a unique feat! However corny
they or it may be, he says that since this experience his feet have always been
quite unique”.
A married couple went to the hospital
to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had
invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's pain to the
father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both in favor of
it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that
even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But
as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead
and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain
transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's
blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they
decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was
obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor
to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, they
found the Postman unconscious on their front porch.