Golden News
Volume 14  Number 1                                4th July 2000
The weekly newsletter of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile, Hong Kong.
Web site: www.rckgm.org
Opening Shot A Rotarian, out walking one day, kicks an old bottle and a Genie suddenly appears. The Genie says: "Because you have freed me l will grant you one wish. Louis replied "I would like there to be everlasting clean air here".  Genie: "You must be joking. To get the Government here to move on that one is far beyond my powers. Do you have another more reasonable wish I could consider?". Louis: "Could help me master html, embedded objects, and bulletin writing up to the standard of the Phantom and also stop introducers of Rotarian Guests calling for collective welcomes". Genie: "Hmmmmm. On second thoughts, could you get me an introduction to DG John Wan?


Programme for July 5th
Speaker - President Cassidy Lam
Programme for July 12th
Speaker - Dr Vincent Lam - Hair Mineral Analysis


Semi-Annual Dues (Repeat notice!)
Members will shortly be receiving an invoice from incoming Club Secretary Patricia "Maggie" Blair, in respect of the semi-annual dues for the period 1 July to 31 December 2000.
Public Service Announcement

Last week under this heading the Fanta forgot to mention whether if the mobile is swinging from a piece of string it alright to use it.

Attendance
Well folks, I'm including this subject because it seems to be on everyone's lips. PP Vince made no mean mention of it is his last issue, IPP Ram mentioned it in his notes to me, virtually every club in the world is concerned with it and the International President has it high on his list of priorities for this year. Why? Who knows? Yet, no one in their right mind would not admit that some significant changes are happening in our global, national, regional, community and family societies which must have something to do with it all. Well we can sit on our you know whats and think about it, write to our bulletin editor who promises to read and absorb, or, why not come to the meetings and express your ideas about it. Just maybe, in our (KGM) Club's "society" someone is not doing something quite the way you would like it. Come and tell us. As PP Vince mentioned last week we are now one of the biggest clubs in the district. Wouldn't it be "money where our mouth is" for us to be the most well attended?

"NINC" Fellowship Night
Was held last Friday in Rico's Spanish Restaurant on Robinson Road, just opposite Rtn Hans' office, (?) the last event for the current year. One hears that PP Vince parked his Harley Davidson in the nearest car park somewhere in Shatin, took a taxi as advised, and was last seen looking for it sometime in the early hours of Saturday morning. The food was great, the company greater and the band and singer out of this world. (Only joking). 
Last Week's Meeting was the 52nd and last of the year. Attendance was pretty good says IPP Ram, without mentioning that I was in Changi Airport, Singapore wishing I could be with you. Alas I couldn't so I rang Rtn. Carola to ask her to take notes for me which normally would not have been a problem except that Carola was having breakfast in Germany somewhere. The speakerswere the outgoing directors in their final Club Assembly for 99/00 and you were encouraged to grill them on their respective porkfolios. No doubt this was in anticipation of the eagerly awaited Nincs' fellowship evening.

PDG Sushil Gupta from New Delhi attended and talked about KGM's participation in the Matching Grant programme with the RC of Delhi Midwest to help provide equipment to the maternity and child welfare department of the Ramakrishna Mission Sevashrama Hospital in Hardwar. He thanked us and District 3450 for our contributions.
DG Dipo then spoke about the events of his year in office and thanked KGM for its support.
Sergeant at arms Rtn Mazhar, Visiting Rotarians introducer Don and Guests of Rotarians introducer Norman then did their thing.
Next was the induction of Rotarian SK Lam, a precursor of the coming mass induction a few days later! Kowloon Golden Mile Rotarians do make a point of congratulating SK, if you haven't already done so, and make him feel welcome in our midst. If you have already done so, ... why not do so again?

This Week's Birthday Celebrants
1st July - President Ram "Bo", who shares his birthday with the late Princess Diana and American "actress" Pamela Anderson, the silicone-valley-enhanced "star" of such forgettable TV shows as "Baywatch", 2nd July - Mervyn "The Abacus" Cragg, who shares his birthday with Dan Rowan, former co-host of the 60's TV comedy "Laugh-In", which launched the career of Hollywood mogul (?) Goldie Hawn and many others. Say "Goodnight Dick" !!
District & International Events: On 29th June 2000, the "first" (or, if if you prefer, "the first with this particular format and magnitude") District Handover Gala Banquet was held in Hong Kong's own world class  Convention & Exhibition Centre, Wanchai North. Starting with a reception and lots of fellowship, with over 900 people present, although the number banqueting was in the region of 850. Our own DG uninstalled himself by installing DG John, Dr the Honourable Rosanna Wong Yick-ming, JP, taking time off from her other pre-occupations, addressed the gathering and Friendship and Co-operation agreements were signed with the Agency for Volunteer Service, the Hong Kong Junior Chamber, Lions International District 303 and Zonta International District 17. If all that wasn't enough there followed the induction of many new members of the District, which must be a first for Hong Kong followed by a moving performance by Miss Amy Wong and the Hong Kong Youth Choir. Psst!! When he didn't think anyone was looking I cought PP Vince looking as if he was enjoying himself.


Appeal For Help(Repeat notice!)
Would any member who has a spare copy of the program booklet from the Annual Balls held in 1992 (PP Hans), 1997 (PP Irene) or 1999 (PP Raju), please contact the KGM Webmaster PP Vince Pinto on 9011 0088 or pinto@selpro.com.hk as soon as possible, or just bring them along to the regular meeting this week. These items are required for the KGM archives. If you only have one copy and wish to retain it, PP Vince promises to make a photocopy and return the original to you undamaged.Thanks.

Rotaract Club of Kowloon Golden Mile
26th June, 2000
Dear Rotarians,
Invitation to Installation Ceremony 2000-2001
We sincerely invite you and the other respected Rotarians to join our Installation Ceremony (2000-2001) on 21st July, 2000.  We would be grateful if you could attend.  Please find the details of our ceremony as follows:
Date:  21st July, 2000 (Friday)                      Time:  6:30pm Reception
Venue:  History Room (Multi-functional Room), 1/F, Police Officers’ Club, Causeway Bay, Hong Kong.
Price: $220 per person
We would appreciate if you could reply to us by 10th July, 2000.  Should you have any queries, please feel free to contact me at 92892598 or email to bennywong67@hotmail.com.
We are looking forward to seeing you.
Yours in Rotaract,
Benny Wong
Vice-President 2000-2001


Quote Of The Week
From the moment I picked you book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
Groucho Marx on SJ Perelman's first book.
                        Urchin

      (Editor of the Hong Kong Underwater Club Magazine in 1954!)