Golden News
Volume 18, Number 24 - Monday 13 December 2004
The official bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile is published
most Mondays and is distributed to all club members, District officials and
to "friends of KGM".


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This Week's Meeting:
 
 
Our speaker this Wednesday is President Silva, who will be conducting the Annual General Meeting and the Election Of Officers for the ensuing 2005/2006 Rotary year.

 
 

Milestones:

 
Birthday greetings to:
 
Nobody, as there are no KGM members celebrating a birthday this week.
 
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KGM Induction Anniversary greetings on:
 
16 December for Neerja "The Kid" Sujanani, who was inducted into KGM in 1998, and celebrates her 6th Anniversary.
 
 

Election Of Officers:
 
 
At the AGM this week, the Election of Officers for the 2005/2006 Rotary year (under the leadership of incoming President Elissa Cohen), will also be conducted, and the following members have confirmed their willingness to serve, and have therefore been nominated:
 
(Group A: Members automatically elected):
President: Elissa Cohen
IPP: Silva Yeung
 
(Group B: Members nominated for specific positions):
President-Elect: David Harilela
Vice President: Miranda Kong
Secretary: John Hirsch
Treasurer: Rajiv Makhija
 
(Group C: Members nominated as non-specific positions - note that only 9 of the 11 can be elected):
Directors:
Ashok Assomull
PP Patricia Blair
Carola Chard
Diana Chou
Brian Hodgson
PP Cassidy Lam
Vincent Lam
PP Vince Pinto
PP Ebe Tung
Syson Wong
Diana Yeung
 
KGM members who have not been nominated, but who are willing to serve, must contact PE Elissa Cohen on telephone 9481 8378 immediately, so that their names can be added to the ballot.
 
 

Next BOD Meeting:
 

KGM BOD Members are reminded that the next BOD meeting will be held at 6:30 p.m., Monday 20 December 2004, at Jade Suite II, at the 2/F of the Holiday Inn Golden Mile hotel.
 
If you can't attend and haven't already notified anybody, please call President Silva "Dollar" Yeung on 9408 1198 or Secretary Mazhar "Bizarre" Sultana on 9303 8881 - NOW.
 
 

Fellowship News - KGM Xmas Party:
 
 
Yes folks, it's once again time for the annual KGM Xmas Party, and this year the event will be held next week during our regular club meeting on Wednesday 22 December 2004.
 
KGM members are invited to bring their children, parents, grandparents, friends, business associates, domestic helpers, secretaries, pets and other house-trained creatures to the party, which is invariably a time of fun, fellowship and good cheer (i.e. gallons of eggnog spiked with rum).
 
However if you plan on bringing a child (other than the one you married), please contact Fellowship Director "Lady" Diana Yeung on telephone 9197 8615, as she would like to prepare a small gift for them.
 
 

 Community Service News:
 
 
The St James' Settlement, a regular beneficiary of KGM community service support, has invited KGM members to attend their "Christmas Feast" on 18 December 2004, which will be held at 1/F Metropolitan Seafood Restaurant, 438 King's Road, North Point, Hong Kong.
 
Members interested in attending should contact President Silva on telephone 9408 1198 ASAP.
 
 
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Community Service Director Miranda "King" Kong led a small delegation of KGM members who attended the Singing & Dancing Competition organised by the Lok Chi Association (and sponsored by KGM), which was held at the Hong Kong Jockey Club Auditorium, on Sunday 28 November 2004.
 
The event attracted over 400 participants, who enjoyed a variety of singing & creative dancing competitions, and the event served to bring together disabled and able-bodied persons in a spirit of fellowship and camaraderie.
 
 

KGM Fund Raising Walkathon:
 
 
Our old mate PP Louis "Trailwalker" Thomas has kindly organised the 2004 Annual KGM Walkathon, which will be once again held on Lamma Island this year on Sunday 19 December 2004.
 
As usual, three different types of walks will be offered, and these range from a leisurely 90 minute stroll, to a grueling "Mount Kilimanjaro" trek, which will take a month of Sundays and involve industrial strength aches, pains and paramedics.
 
Members interested in participating in the event should contact PP Louis on telephone 9171 3769 ASAP (and all other KGM members are urged to support the walkers in their stellar efforts to raise funds for our Community Service work.
 
 
 

Sister Club News:
 
 
KGM members are invited to visit the website of our dear friends at the RC Paranaque, our sister club in the Philippines, with whom we've been collaborating for many years in support of their Cleft Lip & Palate project.
 
 
 

District 3450 News & Events:
 
 
1) PP Tony Wong of RC Happy Valley has been selected as the District Governor Nominee for the 2006/2007 Rotary year.
 
2) District 3450 is about to launch a virtual Rotary E-Club One, where Rotarians can effect make-ups online.

 
Upcoming District events:
  • Inter-City Meeting, Friday 17 December 2004, to welcome RI Director David Linett to Hong Kong - details
  • District 3450 "Centennial Walk", Saturday 18 December 2004 - details
  • 2004 "Run With Your Heart" race, Friday 31 December 2004 - details
  • District Sports Day, Sunday 16 January 2005 - details
  • "A Day At The Races", Wednesday 23 February 2005 - details - (KGM has booked 2 tables of 12 seats each)
  • District Conference, Saturday-Sunday 19-20 March 2005 - details
  • This space for rent. Call 1-800-SNOOZE for details.
 
 

Rotary International News:
 
 
Although the E-Store started by the KGM Webmaster four years ago was not a success, Rotary International obviously hopes that their Shopping Gateway will fare much better - let's hope so.
 
 
Repeat: The RI Presidential Celebration will be held from May 6 2005 in Taipei - details.
 
Repeat: The RI Centennial Convention will be held from Saturday 18 June 2005 in Chicago - information.
 
Repeat: An appeal for funds to help purchase RI Founder Paul Harris' home in Chicago - information.
 
Repeat: Order the Rotary Centennial book online - here
 
 

Rotary Information: 
 

The Annual District Assembly: In view of the annual turnover of Rotary leadership each year, special effort is required to provide the more than 31,000 club leaders with appropriate instruction for the tasks they will assume. The annual district assembly is a training event for incoming club officers.
 
The district assembly offers motivation, inspiration, Rotary information, and new ideas for club officers, directors and key committee chairmen of each club. Some of the most experienced district leaders conduct informative discussions on all phases of Rotary administration and service projects. The assembly gives participants valuable new ideas to make their club more effective and interesting. Usually 8 to 10 delegates from each club are invited to attend the training session.
 
Another important feature of a district assembly is a review by the incoming district governor of the theme and emphasis of the new RI president for the coming year. District goals and objects are also described, and plans are developed for their implementation.
 
The success of each Rotary club is frequently determined by the club's representation and participation in the annual district assembly.
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Golden Smile: 
 
 
The dirty old men out there (i.e. all KGM male members) will probably enjoy the Virtual Bartender website, where you can type simple words into the box and the virtual bartender will comply. Fun words include "kiss", "twirl", "pitcher", "wet", "naked", "fight", "guitar", "pillow", "cowgirl", "cartwheel", "workout", "karate", "tickle", "strip" and "butt" (but do not order "nuts" to go with your beer!!).
 
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
 
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate
 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
 
 
 

Quotable Quotes:

 
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing"
 
Edmund Burke

 
 

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