Golden News
Volume 18, Number 2 - Monday 12 July 2004
The official bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile is published
most Mondays and is distributed to all club members, District officials and
to "friends of KGM".


Winner "Best English Language Bulletin" in District 3450, 2001/2002

This Week's Meeting:
 
 
Our guest speaker this week is Mr. Bob Bunker and the topic is "The Living Islands Movement".
 
 
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From Under The Kitchen Sink: Our spy in the Holiday Inn kitchen, Vincent "You Want Fries With That?" Lam, informs us that this week's fare is Indian food, namely Madras tomato soup, followed by either tandoori chicken with onion salad and lemon rice or navratan korma with basamati rice (mild curry Vegetable), followed by kolfi faluda, coffee or tea.
 
 

Milestones:

 
Birthday greetings for:
 
16 July to Freda So, who shares her birthday with famous British tap-dancer Michael Flatley of "Riverdance" fame.
 
(Trivia: The Phantom used to be a tap-dancer in his younger days, but he had to quit because he kept falling in the sink).

 
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KGM Induction Anniversary greetings to:
 
Carola "Cha Cha" Chard who was inducted into KGM 12 years ago on 15 July 1992 (You go, Grrrl!).
 
 

Semi-Annual Dues - 5th Reminder:
 

Yes folks, it's time once again to pay your dues of $1,500 for the period 1 July to 31 December 2004, and you have two payment options:

1) By cash handed directly to KGM Treasurer Rajiv "Show Me The Money" Makhija;
 
2) By cheque payable to "Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile" mailed to P.O. Box 98129, Tsimshatsui, Kowloon.
 
If you elect to pay by cheque, remember to clearly write your name on the back of the cheque, because our overworked and unpaid Treasurer doesn't always know which company name belongs to which member.



BOD Meeting - Next week:
 

KGM BOD Members are reminded that the first BOD meeting of the new Rotary year will be held at 6:30 p.m., Monday 19 July 2004, at the 2/F, Holiday Inn Golden Mile hotel.
 
If you can't attend, call President Silva "Dollar" Yeung on 9408 1198 or Secretary Mazhar "Bizarre" Sultana on 9303 8881 or send them both an email.
 
 

Fellowship News:
 

Our sweet young thang KGM Fellowship Director Diana "Swims Like A Rock" Yeung, and her faithful sidekick Vincent "Le Bone Bender" Lam remind members that the next fellowship event will be the "Le French Kissing" night.
 
This will be held from 7:00 p.m. on Saturday 24 July at "GIGI" restaurant, the little tete-a-tete, ménage-a-mucho, Froglais restaurant operated by Miranda "King" Kong and hubby Tony "Inspector Clouseau" Leung at the Girl Guide's Headquarters in Austin Road, Tsimshatsui.
 
Apparently Le Food will be Tres Bon, Le Vin will be flowing like Le Rive Gauche, and there will be Les Dancing girls, including PE Elissa "Can-Can" Cohen, PP Ebe "Le Tush" Tung. IPP Patricia "Les Pasties" Blair and, of course, Susie "Madame Le Lash" Misini.
 
BTW, there was no mention of the price for Le Dinner in the 23 emails sent out previously by our old mate Vincent but, hey, it's Miranda & Tony's place, right, so it'll be Le Bon deal.
 
To reserve votre place, contactez vous Vincent on Le Fone 9045 6871 or send him le email.
 
(Editor: Enough already with the French nonsense, OK?).
 
 

District 3450 News & Events:
 
 
Belated congratulations to PDG Dr. George Choa (1979/80) of RC Hong Kong, who was awarded a "Gold Bauhinia Star" on 1st July, 2004 for his long and distinguished service to the community. Notable amongst his contributions is his excellent performance as the Council Chairman of the Hong Kong St. John Ambulance. PDG George has renowned achievements in the medical field and has made significant contributions to the development of the Ear, Nose & Throat specialty in Hong Kong. He was the founder of the Hong Kong Society for the Deaf and has rendered unfailing support for the promotion of welfare of the deaf through the Society.

Upcoming District 3450 events:
  • Asia-Pacific Regional Rotaract Conference (hosted by District 3450 in Hong Kong)5-8 August 2004 details
  • This space for rent. Call 1-800-SNOOZE for details.
 

Rotary International News:
 
 
 
The image at left represents the new Rotary International Theme for the 2004/2005 Rotary Year, as selected by  RI President Glenn E. Estess Sr. For more information about the new theme, visit this special web page.
 
For more information about our the new RI President, visit his web page at the Rotary International website.
 
 
 
 
Repeat: July is Rotary International's Literacy Month - information.
 
Repeat: Order the Rotary Centennial book online - here
 

In other RI news:
 
1. Learn about the various Rotary International Programs on the RI website - details.
 
2. Read all about the ongoing plans for the RI Centennial in 2005 - details.
 
 
 

Rotary Information: 
 

Tolerance of Difference: Occasionally, there is a temptation to criticize the laws, customs, and traditions of another country that may seem strange or contrary to our own. In some instances, illegal practices or customs of one nation are completely lawful and acceptable in another. 
 
As members of an international organization dedicated to world understanding and peace, it behooves Rotarians to exercise restraint in judging our Rotary friends and citizens from other countries when their behavior seems unusual to us. A Rotary policy has existed for over half a century relating to this dilemma of international relationships. The statement, adopted in 1933, says that because it is recognized that some activities and local customs may be legal and customary in some countries and not in others, Rotarians should be guided by this admonition of tolerance: 
“Rotarians in all countries should recognize these facts and there should be a thoughtful avoidance of criticism of the laws and customs of one country by the Rotarians of another country?’ The policy also cautions against “any effort on the part of Rotarians of one country to interfere with the laws or customs of another country.
As we strive to strengthen the bonds of understanding, goodwill, and friendship, these policies still provide good advice and guidance.
 


From The Web Monster:
 
 
Over the past few months, I've noticed that when sending out broadcast emails, most of you are putting the group email address in the "To" section of your message. This is terrible email etiquette.
 
When sending out broadcast emails to one of our KGM email groups, please observe the following protocol:
 
To:.......... YOUR email address (yes dear, send it to yourself)
Cc: ......... Leave this blank
Bcc: ....... The GROUP email address (e.g. whatever@rckgm.org)
From: ..... YOUR email address (this is automatically inserted by your software).
 
If you look at the top of this message, you'll note that I practice what I preach.
 
The reason for the above protocol is that each recipient of the original message does not need to see replies you receive from each other recipient of the same group. For example, if you announce "ABC Event", I think it's fair to say that other members of the group don't want their Inbox cluttered with potentially dozens of "I'll be there" or "Me too" or "Sorry I can't make it" responses.
 
By the same token, if you receive an email which observes the above protocol, please do not add the name of a group, if and when you reply to the originator of the message.
 
Thanks in anticipation of your assistance in this matter.
 
Yours grumpily, 
The KGM Web Monster.
 
PS: If you use Microsoft Outlook Express and you can't see the "Bcc" line when composing a message, do the following:
 
1. Open a new blank email message.
2. At the top of the page, click on "View".
3. Make sure you have a check mark next to "All Headers".

 
 

Golden Smile: 
 
 
IN-FLIGHT HUMOUR: All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some (reputedly) real examples that have been heard or reported on American carriers:
  1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want), passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
     
  2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
     
  3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
     
  4. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us  the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
     
  5. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
     
  6. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, it's as sure as hell that everything has shifted."
     
  7. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245  to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt in the world and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
     
  8. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
     
  9. Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
     
  10. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and keep them with our compliments."
     
  11. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
     
  12. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
     
  13. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault. It was the asphalt."
     
  14. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats  with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
     
  15. Another flight attendant's comment on a less-than-perfect landing:  "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
     
  16. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
     
  17. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
     
  18. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
     
  19. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em."
     
  20. A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax... OH, MY GOD!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the  captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
          A passenger in Coach yelled, "That's nothing. You should see the back of mine!"


 

Quotable Quotes:

 
"Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.".

Ambrose Pierce
 
 

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