Golden News
Volume 17, Number 1 - Monday 7 July 2003
The official bulletin of the Rotary Club of Kowloon Golden Mile is published
most Mondays and is distributed to all club members, District officials and
other "friends of KGM".

Winner "Best English Language Bulletin" in District 3450, 2001/2002

This Week's Meeting:
 

Our guest speakers this week are Police Superintendents B.J. Smith and Danny Lawley, and the topic of their presentation is "Operation Breakthrough".

 
 

Milestones:


Our hearty congratulations to President-Elect Silva Yeung
who became a Justice of the Peace in the 2003 HKSAR Honours List.

A number of other Rotarians in District 3450 were also included in the HKSAR Honours List, with three others also becoming Justices of the Peace, including PDG Joseph Lee of the RC Kowloon North.

Additionally, PDG Moses Cheng of the RC Hong Kong Northeast was awarded the Gold Bauhinia Star.
 
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Birthdays greetings on 9 July for KGM Charter Member Notan "Wanna Buy A Watch?" Tolani, who shares his birthday with Academy Award winning actor Tom Hanks
 

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There are no KGM Members this week celebrating an anniversary of their induction.
 
 

Member Update: 
 

KGM Community Service Director Miranda "King" Kong
advises her new fax number is 2424 3755
 


Fellowship News - Last Call:

New KGM Fellowship Director PP "Hopalong" Cassidy Lam and Head NINC Brian "E Baa Goom" Hodgson jointly announce that this month's fellowship is the annual NINC Night, once again graciously hosted by our poor but enthusiastic NINC (Non Indian, Non Chinese) members (i.e. it's free for non-NINCs).
 
The evening will be held from 7:00 p.m. to 11:00 p.m. on Saturday 12 July at the recently renovated Milano Restaurant at the Sun Hung Kai Centre, Wanchai North.
 
The evening includes a sumptuous buffet dinner, an open bar (hopefully stocked with drinks), a strolling rock poet (!!), a "know-your-beer" contest, and a KGM version of "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire", where millions will be won by the winning quiz team. Due to the huge value prize, you can expect tough questions, such as "What's the capital of New Zealand?" (Answer: $2).
 
Members are asked to confirm their attendance to Head NINC Brian by telephone 9191 7508 or by email ..... TODAY!

 

District 3450 News:
 
The smiling gentleman pictured left is the new District 3450 Governor Jones C.H. Wong.

DG Jones was born on 7 December 1941 in Hong Kong, where he obtained his education. He is a successful merchant of costume jewelry, and owner of Jones Winner Corporation Limited, which was established in 1966. DG Jones is also Command Vice President of a wing of the Hong Kong St. John Ambulance Brigade and is decorated with the Order of St. John Association Serving Brother (SB.St.J.). He is also Honorary Group Captain of the Hong Kong Air Cadet Corps.

He was awarded the title of Honorary Citizen by the Peoples' Government of Zhongshan City, China, in great appreciation to his many generous contributions towards hospitals, schools etc., and he is also Honorary President of The Scout Association of Hong Kong. His other interests include scuba-diving, philately and painting.
 
In Rotary terms, DG Jones was inducted as an active member of the Rotary Club of Mid-Level in 1992, and he served as Club President in 1996/97. He later served in various District posts, including terms as District Secretary, Assistant Governor, RYLA camp warden and chairperson of various District committees. DG Jones is a strong supporter of the Rotary Foundation, and is currently a 9-sapphire Multiple Paul Harris Fellow, and he was classified as a "Major Donor" in 1996.

DG Jones is happily married to Shirley, herself a Past President of the Rotary Club of Hong Kong Sunrise, and they have three children.


Rotary International News:
 
New Rotary International President Jonathan B. Majiyagbe (pictured left), a Senior Advocate of Nigeria, is principal counsel in J.B. Majiyagbe & Co., with a wide commercial law practice in Nigeria. Born in Lagos, he is a graduate of the University of London.

President Jonathan is a member of the Honourable Body of Benchers, a former member of the interim judicial service committee, Kano State, a past vice president of the Nigerian Bar Association, and a member of the International Bar Association.

A Rotarian since 1967, Mr. Majiyagbe is a member and past president of the Rotary Club of Kano. He has served Rotary International as district governor, International Assembly instructor, committee member, director and trustee of the Rotary Foundation. He is a recipient of the Rotary Foundation Meritorious Service and the Distinguished Service Awards. President Jonathan's theme this year is "Lend a Hand", and his four primary areas of focus are to:
 
Lend a Hand to alleviate abject poverty
Lend a Hand to educate the illiterate
Lend a Hand to relieve the scourge of disease
Lend a Hand of fellowship to all of the family of Rotary.
 
For more information about our new world President, visit his website.
 
 

Rotary Information: 
 
World Community Service: A World Community Service project is born when Rotary clubs from two or more countries join together to accomplish a community service project. The WCS program links Rotary clubs needing extra help with clubs in other countries that are willing to provide funds, materials, and technical and professional assistance.
 
The World Community Service program was officially launched in 1967. Since then, thousands of WCS projects involving Rotarians around the world have been completed. Each year, Rotary clubs provide an estimated US$26 million in funds and supplies. World Community Service projects have three criteria:

• The project must be humanitarian in nature.
• Rotarians in two or more Rotary countries must be involved.
• One of the participating countries must contain the site of the project.
 
Eligible World Community Service projects include international projects that are:

• Listed in the WCS Projects Exchange Database;
• Formed through networking at international conventions or other meetings;
• Identified by Group Study Exchange teams;
• Completed with pooled funds, shared donated goods, or volunteers assistance; or
• Recipients of grants from The Rotary Foundation. 


Ask The Geek:
 

The Geek is out of town this week.

 

Grumpy grumbles:
 

Don't you just hate
the way some people don't stick to their commitments?

Our International Service trip to Manila was cancelled three times in succession, due to numerous people pulling out at the last minute except the guy who didn't want to go in the first place, and who was asked to lead the group. 

And you wonder why they call him "Grumpy"???



Who Am I?
 
What is the more common name of actor/comedian Albert Einstein? (This is not an error!)

Clue: Starred in "Unfaithfully Yours" with Dudley Moore and in "Private Benjamin" with Goldie Hawn.
 
The answer appears at the bottom of this issue.
 
 

Golden Smile: 
 
Contributed by KGM Member Thomas "Eenie, Meenie, Mynie" Mo.
 
Peter goes on vacation to the Holy Land with his wife and her mother however, during the vacation, his mother-in-law dies.
 
They visit an undertaker who explains that they can ship the body back to Canada, but it'll cost over US$5000, whereas they can bury her in the Holy Land for only US$150. 
 
Despite the incredible cost difference, Peter says, "We'll ship her home." 
 
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully big expense and we can do a very nice burial here." 
 
Peter says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance!!"

 

Quotable Quotes:

 
"The safest way to double your money in a short time, is to fold it over once and put it back in your pocket".
 
Kin Hubbard
 
 
The Phantom
Who Am I answer: Albert Brooks.

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